Neural interface for working professionals
Neuralinkedin connects your thoughts to a professional network of other thoughts. Accept requests, collect endorsements and announce things before you have finished thinking them.
Thrilled to announce that I have no further thoughts at this time.
What it does
Send a connection request to any neuron within two degrees of separation. Most accept. Some leave you pending for years.
Receive endorsements for skills you never claimed, from regions you have never met. Strategic Thinking is currently the most endorsed.
Turn any thought into a post before it finishes forming. Every announcement arrives thrilled, humbled or both.
Recruiters reach your cortex directly. Messages arrive while you sleep and begin with "Hi, I came across your profile."
Your feed, from the inside
Thrilled to announce that I have detected a threat in the 3 p.m. meeting. Agree?
Humbled to remember where I left my keys. It took 40 minutes. Grateful for the journey.
Big news. After careful planning, I have decided to start tomorrow.
Balance is not a skill. It is a mindset. I have been walking since 2003.
Requests take a moment. Replies take longer.
Request connectionModel N-1
A thread array, a chip and a notification layer, all under one scalp. Installation takes an afternoon. Onboarding takes longer.
Cross section, scalp to cortex
Everyone you have ever worked with, in one place behind your eyes.
Delivers 99+ without notice. Sound cannot be disabled in the Standard plan.
Compresses a thought into a post and adds the word "excited."
2,048 electrodes read each draft and attach a headline.
Where your thoughts start as drafts.
Questions
Yes. Offline you simply think without being seen, which most users describe as lonely.
You can mute a person. You cannot mute a thought about that person.
Your headline updates in 4 ms. Your feelings update later.
Premium shows you who has been inside your head. The list is short and familiar.
Network
Hover a region to see who you are connected to. Pulses are thoughts on their way to becoming posts.
How degrees work
Regions you talk to every day. Prefrontal cortex, amygdala and hippocampus are always online.
Regions you only hear about when something goes wrong. They have opinions about your sleep.
Neurons you will never meet but who endorse you anyway. Their reasons are not shared.
Careers
So is everyone in your head. Choose a department and apply. Applications are seen immediately and answered eventually.
Align every thought with every other thought. Comfortable with ambiguity and recurring meetings.
Publish at 3 a.m. without being asked. Experience with unsolicited opinions preferred.
Own the mood of the entire organization. On call during every email.
Retrieve the right fact at the right time. Currently retrieves song lyrics instead.
Keep breathing running. No incidents in 30 years. No recognition either.
Maintain 100,000 beats per day with zero scheduled downtime. Pager included.
Journal
Essays, field notes and product updates from people who think for a living and have the implant to prove it.
Every thought you have already reads like a post. We gave it a place to live. This is the story of how we shipped the byline and why it took four milliseconds.
Memories get promoted and demoted every night. Nobody sends a congratulations.
It receives everything and forwards most of it. There is a lesson about inboxes in there.
It offered more attention and a corner office behind the eyes. I had to say no.
A short field report on being congratulated for something you did not do.
Join
Tell us who you are and we will pass it along to everyone in your head.